
Canadian pop singer
Avril Lavigne is not expired.
According to the Global Associated News singer “died shortly after a snowboard accident” while celebrating the new year.
Including the report, Avril lost control of her snowboard while vacationing north of Vancouver at the Whistler Blackcomb resort. She was airlifted by ski patrol (ski patrols do that??) and she expired. Not including the report that Alice Cooper's fake reaction.
Cooper says, “Avril’s death won’t have much of an impact of music. She’s a reflection of what today’s pop fans want: synthetic, cozy, and shockingly simple songs from an industry construct.”